Do you have a vacuum cleaner? Does it ever break? My vacuum cleaner is being held together with duct tape at the moment. It makes sense that it is broken, because nature abhors a vacuum.
That was quite an Academy Awards this year, wasn’t it? You can always count on three things at the Oscars. The host will make a joke at George Clooney’s expense, at least one award winner will be impossible to understand. and the song “What a Wonderful World” will be played. I wonder if that is what Louie Armstrong had in mind when he wrote it? Did he say, “I hope they play this song at every awards show for the rest of time?”
I have a friend who told me he has one of those “Friends with Benefits.” I asked him what the benefits are. He told me he gets Medical and Dental coverage, four weeks of vacation a year, and she contributes to his 401K.
Did you read about the computer that recently crashed? It was travelling down Highway One at approximately 70 miles per hour when it collided with an IPad that was making an illegal U-Turn.
Do you think it is all right for a girl to follow in her father’s footsteps? I say yes, unless he goes into the Men’s Room.
I was reading in the paper today that someone tried to steal a hot air balloon, but they got popped. They were the same group that just last week tried to steal fresh lobsters but instead they all got pinched.
I have a friend who is an artist. He also has a very critical mother. He was displaying one of his latest creations, an abstract painting that had bright green, red, blue, pink, purple, black, and white colors. His mother took one look at it and said, “So you couldn’t have used any orange?”
